in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old
|Me:||tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own|
|Me:||I am the worst human being alive|
|Me:||I stole that|
|Me:||I don't deserve to be in existence|
|Me:||I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes|
|Me:||I should never speak again|
wanting to talk to someone really bad
but they ignore your message
and you see them talking to other people
I had a dream where i had to go through stages with some strangers and we got to the end (it was horror film themed) there was this tree house we had to climb up, there was a little kid up in the tree house… He was cannibal there was a shot on the huge table but we had to hurry up and get out before we all got trapped in, one of the kids grabbed the shot and the little cannibal kid passed out we got in the tree house, we had to turn it on to make it fly, the little kid woke up and was climbing up the ladder when finally we got the flying tree house working!! ~Weird ass dream i had xD
I had a dream where i was moving into my house again in like 2000 and the guys were robbing my house and there was a bear with a shoutgun on my front porch.
I had a dream where the north Koreans turned my neighborhood into a concentration camp, and I walked in on my guards making out on my couch.
I had a dream that Louis Tomlinson spread mayonnaise in Lydia’s (from Teen Wolf) hair in a McDonald’s drive thru.
I had a dream that reacted a few times and basically I kidnapped one of Shrek and Fiaona’s babies and the entire dream is just of him chasing me as we run through different peoples’ houses knocking over stuff and in the end instead of shrek catching me, I accidentally drop the baby on a mattress that was laying on the ground and I fall off the earth and shrek picks up his baby and laughs.
I had a dream where I woke up and went into the kitchen and link was cooking eggs in my kitchennndd when I asked him what he was doing he responded “josh Ramsay kidnapped Zelda” and did backflips out of my dowsing and down the stairs
I had a dream where I was fighting Voldemort with Dumbledore’s Army in the Hall of Mysteries except it was a grocery store and Voldemort disarmed me and I threw a hot dog at him and he ran away.
I had a dream where my mom warned me that the ducks were coming and my flashlight would only make them come faster, but I didn’t believe her and they descended upon us and ate her while screaming at me in Swahili. I don’t even know how I knew it was Swahili but it was.
People who are easily distracted tend to be more creative because their mind are constantly wandering.